Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...