Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...