5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...