A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Imagine that
Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...