Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...