Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...