Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...