Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...