I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A...