Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...