Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...