A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
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Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
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