Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...