Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...