Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
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A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
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Polish Battle Ship
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