You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...