Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...