A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Economics textbooks
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press...