Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...