Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...