College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?