If Microsoft ran Christmas…
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A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
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65 Bumper Stickers!
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