Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Classified Funny Ads
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Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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