I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...