Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...