Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...