Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...