How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...