Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!