Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...