The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...