A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
The Tyson one-liners
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Do you know where you were going?
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“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...