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Which drummer?
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No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Great news for Bill Gates
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Raking Leaves
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A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...