Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...