Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...