One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...