Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...