When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...