What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!