The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!