Measure Intelligence
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Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.