Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!