An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...