Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...