Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...