The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Refrigerator Difference
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On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
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