What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...