The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...