The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...