ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!