Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...