What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...